Shenanigans
synonomous to bullshit; random adventures of an often silly and/or odd nature
..that’s for damn sure!
Keep drinkin’ coffee stare me down across the table, while I look outside. So many things I’d say if only I were able but I just keep quiet and count the cars that pass by.
You’ve got opinions, man. We’re all entitled to ‘em but I never asked. So let me thank you for time and try to not waste any more of mine, get out of here fast.
I hate to break it you babe but I’m not drowning, there’s no one here to save.
Who cares if you disagree, you are not me. Who made you king of anything? So you dare tell me who to be, who died and made you king of anything?
You sound so innocent, all full of good intent. You swear you know best but you expect me to jump up on board with you and ride off into your dellusional sunset.I’m not the one who’s lost with no direction but you won’t ever see..
You’re so busy makin’ maps with my name on them in all caps, you got the talkin’ down just not the listening!
And who cares if you disagree, you are not me. Who made you king of anything? So you dare tell me who to be, who died and made you king of anything
All my life I’ve tried to make everybody happy while I just hurt and hide, waitin’ for someone to tell me it’s my turn to decide.
Who cares if you disagree, you are not me. Who made you king of anything? So you dare tell me who to be, who died and made you king of anything?Who cares if you disagree, you are not me. Who made you king of anything? So you dare tell me who to be, who died and made you king of anything?
Let me hold your crown, babe.
Sara Bareilles - King of Anything
It is a great art to laugh at your own misfortune..
There are a million things in life that can happen and I guarantee you will happen that are going to upset you.
I’d like to discuss things that are going to simply piss you off:
There are going to be countless occurrences that will anger you to extents that I’m sure no one knew existed. Maybe you’ll stub your toe with the pantry door and drop your delicious spoon-full of Nutella to the filthy kitchen floor or you’ll oh-so-stupidly slam the microwave door right across your face. Maybe you might even end up naked in your bedroom changing, with your window wide open.
Now get this!After you’ve taken a moment to register the furry that stirs wildly within you, revisit your situation from a different perspective..
That fucking situation is hilarious!
In the event that you may have stubbed your toe and/or bashed your face into the microwave door by your own hand and exposed yourself to your very strange neighbors, anyone else would be laughing.
So take life lightly and learn the beauty of laughter. Seriously, I speak from brutal experience..
